God Doesn't Have a Thesis

What a way to start Sunday morning! Falstaff thinks up an afterlife where heaven and hell are merely two treatment groups in a centuries old lab experiment -

Imagine that when the Day of Judgement comes along, God will come with his RAs and hand out surveys for us to fill. Imagine that afterwards we'll get paid ten dollars for our millennia of suffering and return to being undergraduates for all of eternity.

And, of course, God doesn't have a thesis; only The Devil does!

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