Sexed-Up Su-Do-Ku

First, it was "The Tabloid of India", then the other North Indian dailies followed, and, now, even the so far staid South Indian newspapers are falling in line. Anand Ramachandran reviews the new, improved, tabloid-like Deccan Chronicle -

Sexed-Up Su-Do-Ku – In their crazed efforts to give sex appeal to every square inch of DC, the editors present a new take on the annoyingly popular Su-Do-Ku puzzle. Instead of boring old grids and numbers, the puzzle will now simply feature a blurred picture of a swimsuit model downloaded from the net. At last, all those who are too dumb to solve Su-Do-Ku can now enjoy the popular craze.

The Deccan Chronicle, it seems, is learning from DesiBlogging. Who wants to read boring filter blogs - err, newspapers - anyway?

Wicked Meter Rating: 7/10.

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Air Deccan Cancels Flight in Mid-Air

Anand from Son of Bosey had to make an unintentional exit from the aircraft, when leading low-cost carrier Air Deccan unexpectedly cancelled the flight from Chennai to Bangalore in mid-air -

"Attention Passengers", came the announcement, "Air Deccan regrets to announce that this flight stands cancelled due to technical reasons. We regret the inconvenience", much to the consternation of all those on board. All passengers were then requested to leave the aircraft, and make alternative arrangements. Complicating matters, while insisting that the passengers de-plane in mid-air so that repairs could be carried out, the crew refused to provide parachutes, jetpacks, or even ladders, sparking off angry reactions.

According to unconfirmed rumours, as Anand - one of the few really wicked desi bloggers - was five feet away from the hitting ground zero, The Devil swooped in Superman-style and saved him. Both The Devil and Anand were not available for comments.

Wicked Meter Rating: 7/10.

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Post Coital French Curtains

eM lists down the reasons why she likes smoking - at work, after work, after a meal, after sex -

There is an entire book that can be written about the way people exhale. Do you do it in short puffs? Do you let the smoke langurously escape your mouth in one steady stream? Do you do a Puff the Magic Dragon thing and exhale through your nose? Do you blow smoke rings? (If you do, please teach me, I really, really want to learn) Do you do the 'french curtain'? (Exhale through nose, inhale through mouth till it looks like a white smoke sheet between the two) And of course, there's the sexy sexy way Ethan Hawke did it in Reality Bites where he dangled a cigarette out of one corner of his mouth, inhaling and exhaling without taking it out. Mmm. Ethan Hawke. Mmmm.

The Devil likes Marlboros, by the way.

Wicked Meter Rating: 7/10.

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Bus Rides & Multiple Orgasms

Wicked woman Rimi pretends she is sleeping to eavesdrop on a conversation about multiple orgasms -

Girl: I mean, I just cannot get off. What is wrong with me? What am I doing wrong?

Boy: Well... have you tried water?

... long (censored!) explanation follows...

Girl: Boy, you are so tutoring my boyfriend if I fall for those repressed clueless types. You have to!

Boy: Ahh, don’t worry. Anytime. Just give him my number. By the way, that girl over there, purple and black top. I could give her multiple. I can just tell. Just licking my way up from the base of her spine might do the trick. I just know it.

The things people say in public places! And the last paragraph - too wicked!

Wicked Meter Rating: 7/10.

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Welcome to the Laddoo Shop

Inspired by 50 Cent's 'Candy Shop', a desi couple makes a music video called 'Laddoo Shop' -



Now, the guy is a geek, and not wicked at all, but the woman is hot hot hot!

Wicked Meter Rating: 9/10.

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Older Men & Vampires

Rimi shares her deepest, darkest sexual fantasies with a woman journalist who is... well... a little overwhelmed -

Rimi: (bites her lips) I like older men. You know? Really older men. And… I have these force fantasies about them.

The woman journalist's jaw drops. Her high-powered glasses slip down her sweaty nose a fraction of a centimetre making the (uncovered) upper half of her eyes bulge, but she doesn’t even notice.

Rimi: (with fake hurriedness) It’s not what you think! I don’t want them to rape me! Strictly speaking (knowing 'bad girl' smile). But you know (drops voice) I want them to have complete power, total control over me. I’d love to be like a slave to their merest whims... only sexually, of course.

Woman Journalist: (gulps) Er...Uh-hum... Um...

Rimi: Plus, most of these men would be married, with kids, probably. So there won’t be those leechy issues with emotional involvement. You know?

Woman Journalist: You mean, you don’t want to get married? Having children is not one of your fantasies?

And I haven't even talked about the part where they talk about vampires!

BTW, Rimi, The Devil likes vampires too!

Wicked Meter Rating: 9/10.

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