Couples Only Compartment, Anyone?

Saip on why women's shouldn't travel in men's compartments in the Mumbai locals -

After the couple gets into the train, the guy surveys the scene around them. In each and every one of us he sees a Shakti Kapoor or Gulshan Grover, with open salivating mouths and lust in our eyes and bad thoughts in our head. He needs to protect his woman from the bad men who might attack her izzat. He stations her next to the wall so that her rear is protected. He then puts his arms on her shoulders and uses his body as a shield, taking care of the front. The lady is asked to place her arms tightly next to her body. The protection sequence is complete.

His solution - a couples only compartment.

Now, close your eyes, and let The Devil play with your dirty imagination. No seats, only bunk beds for two - or, better still - no seats, only walk in closets for two. Any takers?

Wicked Meter Rating: 7/10.

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