War, Emergency, Nervous Sex & Wickedness

When war seems imminent, make love, although your children might use it against you!

It all started off when Amit blogged about a report in Daily Telegraph -

North Korea's nuclear test has boosted condom sales and bookings at South Korean "love" hotels," a newspaper said today.

- with a typically uncut -

When war seems imminent, make love.

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As for blaming parents, The Devil would indeed like to attribute his (rather angelic) wickedness to his parents' hormonal haste - they had him exactly nine months after they were married!
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Jai e-mailed to Amit saying -

Wasn't there a theory that many urban Indians (especially Delhi-based ones) born in 1976/1977 are warped and dysfunctional for life because their parents were having "nervous sex" when they were conceived - it being the time of the Emergency. I seek a lot of solace in this theory, otherwise I would have myself to blame for all that's wrong.

- and Amit blogged about it too -

Coming to think of it, I don't know any normal people born in 1976/77. To be entirely honest, though, I don't know that many normal people to begin with. Can we all blame it on our parents, you think?

Then Confused wrote to Amit -

What is this crap about people born in 1976-77? Especially about those born in 77, see how our arrival ended emergency, for fugs sake, give us some credit, will ya?

- and Amit responded with an update -

Ya, right. Like Indira Gandhi took one look at the millions of nervous little babies emerging into the world and said, "Enough, no emergency can be greater than this, let's call elections."

The Devil's thinks that both Jai and Confused might be right - sex during emergency was a very worthy pursuit, although it might have messed up the children. The Devil was born in 1979, after the emergency had ended, which is why The Devil is all angelic, and not like them!

As for blaming parents, The Devil would indeed like to attribute his (rather angelic) wickedness to his parents' hormonal haste - they had him exactly nine months after they were married!

Wicked Meter Rating: 8/10.

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