Breaking News: The Copulation Census

Breaking news! Anand Ramachandran at Son of Bosey reports on a comprehensive census launched by the GOI to gain in-depth information about copulation in different parts of the nation. The census is a result of a typo in a memo sent from the PMO, where a 'P' was replaced by a 'C' -

Apparently, thousands of census officers will have the delightful job of traversing the length and breadth of the country, collecting details on copulation density, copulation distribution, copulation of senior citizens, and NRI copulation. To facilitate the nationwide survey, the Central Government has requested the State Governments to appoint State Express Census Surveyors (SECS), whose main job will be to collect data on Human Biological Bedroom Activity (HUBBA).

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